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Random Thoughts And Humor
April 9, 2004
 What every outdoorsy person should not be without!!
The Ultimate Portable toilet for the outdoorsman.
 Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
 Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

A: To get to the other... um... er...

 What is the difference between a used-car salesman and a computer salesman?

The used-car salesman knows when he's lying to you!

April 8, 2004
 A network administrator (Cisco certified!) joined the Army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor tried to find out why.

"What's the matter with you?" asked the DI. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"

"I was a telephone man," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."

The telephone man checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off!

"Well," the phone man said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"

 Eye Jewelry? EYE JEWERLY? ew..
April 7, 2004
 Famous Joke Beginnings #1:
So this guy goes into a bar... good looking guy, very muscular, dressed to the nines and easily wearing a $10,000 suit.. the only thing... this guy has a very very small head... about 3 inches across ... which is very out of place on his broad shoulders ....


 Hey make sure to check out our swing dancing website http://www.one2swing.com . Does this count as a random thought? I've been writing a lot of articles (about every 2 to 3 days) over there so check those out too.. !!
 Child's Toy Sets Off Bus Search in Iowa
Apr 6, 6:07 PM (ET)

NEWTON, Iowa (AP) - A child's toy in an unmarked box set off a search that resulted in four Greyhound buses being pulled over in Iowa on Tuesday.

A bus driver noticed the box in the baggage compartment during a stop in Lexington, Neb., FBI spokesman Jeff Tarpinian said.

"It looked out of place with the luggage that was on it," Tarpinian said.

The driver notified Greyhound security officials, who pulled the box and notified law enforcement.

Meanwhile, the bus continued on its way, and by the time it reached central Iowa early Tuesday, the FBI had been notified.

The FBI asked the Iowa State Patrol to pull over an eastbound Greyhound bus, but troopers, not knowing which bus to stop, pulled over four of them in the same proximity. The buses were stopped about 10 a.m. on Interstate 80 near Newton.

The owner of the box, a man who taking the toy as a gift to his child, was identified and interviewed, Tarpinian said. No one was arrested.

"They had a passenger off the bus. They didn't have him handcuffed or anything, but they were searching through some bags and they were taking their time," Brendan Callahan, who watched the search, told KCCI-TV in Des Moines. "They weren't saying much to anyone. They were keeping pretty quiet about it."

Back in Nebraska, troopers used a robotic device to open the box, which contained a child's toy.

The buses were stopped for about half an hour. When no threat was found, they were allowed to continue their eastward journey.

The FBI and Homeland Security Department officials said last week they had received uncorroborated intelligence that trains and buses in major U.S. cities may be targeted by terrorists using bombs hidden in bags or luggage

"We strongly believe the bus driver did the right thing," Tarpinian said. "Did he overreact? No.

"That's what we're looking for from the public in this day and age - that type of precaution, that type of awareness. If something looks out of place, that they contact law enforcement," Tarpinian said.

April 6, 2004
 2003 World Gymnastics Championships Home ... The winners were incorrect .. .check out the correct photo and names of the winners!! (strange, but there's something familiar about them...)
 Ever do a "google" or "yahoo" search on yourself? "Ben Yau" or "Ben and Sheri" for us in this instance. A few years ago it was quite interesting what it pulled up for me since I partcipated in "all sorts" of forums .... . ( Now it's just swing dance related or computer related (because I post to a lot of mailing lists))

The most interesting: ..turns out there is another couple recently wed also named "Ben and Sheri" :) (Kudos to them! They have awesome names!!)

http://www.thepond.com/gallery/album20


 Famous Punchlines #1:

"You take away his credit card!"
April 5, 2004
 Remember I said you had better know if the girl is going to say "Yes" when you propose? (reference: About Us: Engaged) . Well, this is the guy who didn't do that ... during an NBA basketball game!

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/2870300/detail.html

 Modern Day Superheroes! Yes they do exist!!
http://www.anglegrinderman.org

 So this pirate comes into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his fly. He walks up to the bar and says, "AAArrrgggghhh! I'd like me a beeer.." The bartender obliges and servers him a beer. However, his curiosity is irresistible as he peers at the steering wheel. "I'm sorry," the bartender says, "but I need to know... why do you have a steering wheel attached to your ... you know .... zipper?"

The pirate looks down and replies:

"Arrrrggghhh.. it's driving me nuts!!!